Dealing with… midtown bomber

Over the years, the Guyana Police Force has (deservedly) come in for an unremitting flow of invectives from John and Jane Public for their studied refusal to fulfil its stated mission – to “Serve and Protect” the aforementioned public!! But its swift action to nab the perpetrator of the dastardly bombing of the midtown gas station has earned it some (deservedly) profuse praise, which they (understandably) lapped up a bit awkwardly – seeing they’d never experienced it before!!
As you (hopefully) surmised, Dear Reader, your Eyewitness had put out yesterday’s piece before the fella was caught out in Vergenoegen on the East Bank of the Essequibo River sometime yesterday morning. But he did say that a bounty for snitching on his whereabouts would’ve flushed him out!! And so it was that the $5 million offer did the trick – and was duly collected by an anonymous tipster.
Some have complained that the fella looks nothing like the AI-enhanced pic that was created from CCTV video at the gas station. But we should know that AI works on algorithms fed into its programs – and is only as accurate as those algorithms being based on persons like the subject under consideration!! Your Eyewitness took a blurred pic of himself with his latest iPhone and asked its built-in AI program to enhance it – and he couldn’t recognise himself!!
Anyhow, your Eyewitness is pondering the Police info that the bomber was a member of a Sindicato Gang (“R”) who arrived in Guyana bringing the bomb – on the same day of the explosion!! This is very worrying since it means that either this fella had already been in Guyana or his gang is in Guyana to have reconnoitred the location to create the maximum amount of mayhem – as described yesterday!! As our law enforcement officers should know, the Sindicatos operate across the Cuyuni and have attacked our GDF troops.
They’re coordinated with Mad Maduro’s military and civilian command structure in the area; they harass miners and collect gold booty for the latter. As your Eyewitness has been pointing out for years, it’s a standard practice in the kind of hybrid warfare Mad Maduro’s been conducting against us to send over subserves embedded in the waves of refugees coming over. As the Yanks have shown, this was done with the Tren de Argua gang to infiltrate the US!!
So what’s the lesson for us?? We gotta have a dedicated Spanish-speaking Police unit monitoring the Venezuelans in Guyana – to identify these gang members – and another unit to weed them out. By any means necessary!! Our humane acceptance of Venezuelan refugees must not blind us to the machinations of Mad Maduro.
Remember the story of the Trojan Horse?? How many times the tactic wasn’t used since??

…country’s interests
Mad Maduro’s foaming at the mouth at Kamla’s “impertinence” for daring to stand firm with the US and its naval moves against the Venezuelan narco-cartels that spill over the 7-mile waters to Trinidad. She’s allowed a US warship to dock in Port of Spain and had the Marines aboard conduct joint exercises with Trini troops!!
His right-hand man, VP Delcy Rodriguez, announced, “It is a matter of honour, dignity, morality, expression, sovereignty, and Venezuelan independence to declare this woman, who crawls like a worm, persona non grata to this Republic, which is the cradle of liberators, which is the cradle of free men and women!!”  Wow!! To bring home the message, Mad Maduro cancelled the Dragon Field arrangement which the US had OK’d to resuscitate Trinidad’s petrochemical industry!! Imagine that!!
True to form, Kamla pointed out that Mad Maduro had made Venezuela such a living hell that 8 million of its citizens had fled the country – so why would she want to go there?!
Take that!!

…soupies
Not unexpectedly, St Vincent’s Ralph Gonsalves and Barbados’ Mia Mottley have condemned the US naval intervention against the Venezuelan narco-state – especially bombing the narco-boats. Ralph’s feeding on Mad Maduro’s Petrocaribe’s udder, and Mia’s hoping she can get a suck!!