Election riggers in Washington

Dear Editor,

The 10 reasons why election riggers and cheaters went to Washington, D.C:

1. They need a USA vacation

2. They need to spend and waste their party’s money on frivolous meetings

3. They want to brag that they are “elbowing” with prominent people in Washington

4. They are planning their strategy to rig and cheat in the next election and get Washington’s blessings

5. They can’t tolerate the escalating progress that is being made in Guyana, so they are running away to ease their tensions and frustrations

6. They want to impress the Diaspora

7. They want to enjoy the sights in Washington

8. They are desperately seeking attention, since no sensible person is paying attention to them in Guyana

9. They are seeking medical help for their problems

10. And they are looking for their Green Cards

Regards,

Shiv Maharaj