Singing…the blues

Identifying with the proverbial canary, Sanction Man uttered a not-so-veiled threat against the PPP/C Government that he is prepared to “sing” – read “fink” – on them if they cooperate with the US to extradite him and Daddy to the US to ironically “face the music”!! The music being at least 20 years in the slammer wearing orange jumpsuits and maybe doing hard labour breaking rocks. And imagine they own a quarry in the interior where rocks are broken with machines!! Oh… the ignominy!!
For his Scrapehead base, he’s also squealing about the PPP/C playing dirty pool on the US extradition request – just because of how well he did at the September 1 elections to snag 16 seats and knock out the PNC as the major opposition party. Well, the PNC just issued a statement that called on Sanction Man to issue the documents he gotta have in his possession to show he exported those 10 TONNES of gold and imported that Lambo LEGALLY from the US!! Just as the PNC had issued the SoPs that showed them winning the 2020 elections. Oops!! Your Eyewitness’ bad… The PNC never did release those SoPs, did they?? But maybe in advising Sanction Man about providing evidence to disprove allegations, the PNC’s now seen the light?? And maybe not just show the SoPs but do the right thing and apologise to the Guyanese people??!!
Anyhow, Sanction Man isn’t just singing about the PPP/C being able to order around the US justice system on what to do – something even President Trump has failed at!! – but has now complained bitterly that the PPP and PNC are ganging up on him to prevent his party WIN from enjoying the fruits and perks at the regional level!! Boo hoo… poor, poor Sanction Man!! But welcome to the real world of politics!! Which ain’t just splurging Daddy’s ill-gotten gains to buy friends and votes – but being able to wheel and deal with the powers that be to push the people’s agenda!!
WIN’s supporters are witnessing up close and personal that while they might’ve won a battle in politics, they could very well lose the war. And they’d then lose “corn and husk”!! The scrapes have already seen that none of them were chosen to become MPs – and so get those TWO duty-free cars to tool around – then sell at huge profits after three years!! And that’s in addition to eating as many five-course meals as you want during parliamentary sessions!! They should reject the pernicious notion that they don’t know how to speak, which disqualifies them!! Compared to whom?? Sanction “More on that later” Man??
Anyhow, while “Lady Sings the Blues” was a hit, “Sanction Man Singing the Blues” is pathetic!!

…to the UNSC
Another blowhard who’s been singing the blues is Mad Maduro!! He’s complaining to anyone who’d listen – like Russia and China – and even those who won’t (like most of the free world!) – that he’s being “bullied” by the big, bad US of A!! Yep… you heard that right!! The man with an armed force forty times ours – who’s been bullying us non-stop from the moment Exxon struck oil off our Atlantic in 2015 to seize our Essequibo – wants the UNSC to order Trump to call off his flotilla!!
Well, we fortunately have a seat on the UNSC, and while we cited the scourge of drug smuggling that’s led to the US’ action, we should’ve mentioned his role as head of that drug-smuggling Cartel of the Sun!! And maybe challenged him to quit bullying us with his annexation law and massing of troops at our border – and attacks on our GDF patrolling the Cuyuni River by his Sindicatos!!
Otherwise tell him to “gwan da side” with his river of (crocodile) tears!!

…beyond remit?
Norton picked Chicken Man to lead the PNC-12 in the National Assembly. But in pronouncing authoritatively on the PNC’s position in the Reg 10 RDC’s Chairman’s election, he’s singing like he’s the PNC leader!!
He’s gonna get plucked!!