Suffering from…foot-and-mouth disease

And so the (mis) adventures of Chicken Man – Aubrey Norton’s hand-picked appointee to the PNC’s diminished and dissipated delegation to Parliament, where the concerns and needs of the people are to be debated – continue!! He’d been asked by the mathematically challenged leader of the AFC to conduct talks with the PNC/APNU leadership – interpreted by Aubrey as Aubrey alone! – on whether the latter would change his mind on the former becoming leader of a “consensus slate”. We can infer Chicken Man must’ve burnished his own credentials – a chicken in every pot? – at the expense of his AFC principal since there was no coalition but his own elevation!!
With absolutely no political experience – since fighting off the allure of the Colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices ain’t really politics!! – Chicken Man quickly seems to’ve contracted that deadly political affliction – foot-and-mouth disease!! Trying to defend his sponsor’s blushes for leading the PNC into a seeming Charge of the Light Brigade campaign – which ended with the PNC MPs truncated from 31 to 12 – he came up with a real doozy to deflect from the shame.
He announced pompously, “I am a Christian, and Jesus led twelve who changed the world. The twelve who are going to the Parliament of Guyana are going to change the world”!! Imagine that!! But equating himself to Jesus – the Son of God from an immaculate conception – was just too much for even those who wanted to give him a chance. Some mocked whether he’d feed the multitudes with chicken rather than bread – or whether he saw that other Aubrey favourite, Black Pudding Man, as his Judas, who’d ensure he ends up getting nailed!!
He next tried to pontificate on the Extradition Treaty dispute – but actually admitted he used “facts” supplied by Google’s AI assistant!! He was caught with his pants down – because he forgot to remove the AI prompt while doing his cut and paste!! Oh, how low has the party of Burnham – the Guyana Scholar – fallen!! And talking about the PNC, he claimed he’d always been a born PNC – since his school pants at Bishops were green!! Can you think of a worse “Dad Joke”??
Anyhow, his foot-and-mouth attack continued last week when he misogynistically attacked Minister Priya for losing weight!! Quoting from a not-so-veiled body-shaming attack on women for their weight loss in a PNC rag with before and after pics of Priya, Campbell went viciously personal: “The question for voters becomes, does a new expensive wardrobe and a slimmer figure equate to better governance, or is it merely the latest and most visible symbol of the divide between the powerful and the people?”
And nothing about him imitating Sanction Man’s wardrobe!!

…a (sick) sickness
Yesterday was “World Day for the Prevention of, and Healing from, Child Sexual Exploitation, Abuse and Violence”. It couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. Over in the States, President Trump has agreed that his Republican Party – over the objections of a large swathe – should support the Democrats across the aisle to authorise the release of the infamous “Epstein Files”!
Hopefully, you haven’t been to Mars, Dear Reader – so your Eyewitness doesn’t have to reprise all the dirty and disgusting details on how Manhattan’s rich and famous had been involved – at various levels – in the Epstein’s sex rings involving diddling underage girls!! The thing is… how could’ve these details been missed by the vaunted American Free Press and their watchdog institutions – which lecture us daily on our journalistic responsibilities!!
Some famous names already released include Prince Andrew – who’s been stripped by King Charles of his title – and US economic powerhouse and former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers.
He’s presently lecturing – and probably grooming prospects! – at Harvard!!

…principles
South Africa’s been one of the countries that took Israel to the International Criminal Court for genocide against Palestinians. Two Palestinian-filled flights just landed there as Gaza’s being cleansed.
Knowing SA can’t turn them away!! Touché!!