On Christmas Eve 2018, Nigel Hughes posited that 34 constituted a majority and not 33 as previously accepted by mathematicians; after that day, APNU/AFC leaders discarded their pride and have embraced the image of themselves as a collective of idiotic clowns and have never stopped since. Is it that none of these ‘leaders’ has ever worked in the trenches of activism as a polling agent? For their ignorance is so well feigned it appears all too real.