Ousting…

… Mad Maduro

Looks like the US has made up its mind to get rid of Mad Maduro. Surely, they’re not gonna be losing face by pulling back those fully loaded eight warships – with long range missiles, drones and Marines! – that been deployed since end-August!! Blowing three fishing boats out of the water – even if loaded with cocaine – ain’ gonna cut it with the red-blooded Americans who’ve been alerted to Mad Maduro’s nefarious plan to destroy America through flooding it with drugs!!
So how might it be done? We don’t have to look far for the model!! In 1989, the US faced an identical drug-dealing Latin America leader – Manuel Noriega of Panama – who refused to step down after a decade of American pressure. He even stole elections like Mad Maduro!! Under the command of General Colin Powell, the U.S. military invaded Panama in December 1989. As he rapidly ran out of options, Noriega took refuge at the Vatican Embassy in Panama City.
In deference to diplomatic protocol, U.S. forces didn’t enter the embassy. But they did concoct a plan to smoke out Noriega. The plan – by the PSYOPS [Psychological Operations] team from Fort Bragg [N.C.] – involved music, mostly heavy metal and rock, with a few ballads thrown in!! U.S. Gen. Maxwell “Mad Max” Thurman had ordered speakers placed as a “musical barrier” around the perimeter of the Vatican Embassy and turned them to deafening volumes, around the clock!! Here’s a small sampling of the playlist designed to send Noriega a musical message: “Give It Up,” by K.C. And The Sunshine Band, “No More Mister Nice Guy,” by Alice Cooper, and “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath. You get the drift?
Noriega was reportedly partial to opera. What he got was “Panama,” from Van Halen, “Danger Zone,” from Kenny Loggins, and “Refugee,” courtesy of Tom Petty. And remember, this was the ’80s. So the strongman also got an earful of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” though that may have been intended more for Noriega’s hosts at the embassy. On Jan. 3, 1990, Noriega surrendered to the U.S. forces, though not until after he’d been treated to a version of “I Fought The Law.” Noriega was flown to Miami, tried and convicted of drug trafficking, and spent nearly two decades in U.S. prison!!
Now your Eyewitness knows the US went into Panama with 20,000 troops – but the US fleet blockading Venezuela only has 4500 troops to face the 100,000 Venezuelan armed forces. But this is the age of drones and long range smart missiles that can be guarded to within three years of a target!!
Mad Maduro, better watch out – it ain’t Santa Claus comin’ to town in the early Christmas he declared!!

…Norton
Here in old Mudland, forces in the PNC have evidently assembled not a fleet like the US, but going back to medieval warfare, a formidable number of insiders who’re committed to ousting Aubrey Norton. One strike against Mad Maduro that favours the Yanks is the upheaval in his support base that saw millions fleeing their country. And here, a just as formidable strike against Aubrey is the tens of thousands who fled the PNC for the allure of Sanction Man’s WIN!!
Maybe if they’d gone over to Nigel Hughes’ AFC he coulda been forgiven. After all, Nigel had committed professional suicide by proposing a fantasmagoric mathematical theory on majorities in a desperate attempt to keep the PNC of Granger in power!! But having the PNC of the wordsmith Burnham losing that badly to a fella who can’t even string together two sentences is unforgivable!!
So when’s the assault comin’?? Your Eyewitness don’t think Noron’s gonna agree to any emergency Congress!!
A wall of Speakers around Congress Place blasting “I shot the Sherriff”??

…complacency
While it may appear that the flurry of activity by the new Cabinet is a case of new brooms sweeping corners, your Eyewitness hopes the new czar of efficiency will be cracking his whip – a la Musk!!