Taking the lead

As Satiricus ambled over to the Back Street Bar, his face was lit up. He knew it would come down to this. Even though his party, the KFC, was so much smaller than its coalition partner, Pee an’ See, it was now carrying most of the fight against the Pee Pee Cee. He admired his leaders, Nagga Man and Rum Jhaat, for standing up and pushing the Government’s policies.
After taking his place at the table with the fellas, he shared his opinion.
“Sato, ah wha’ wrang wid yuh? Yuh head saaf”, said Bungi indignantly. “Dem a use yuh leadah!”
“On the Sedition Bill?” asked Satiricus. “You think people should convince other people over the Internet to overthrow the Government?”
“But da na wha’ de Bill seh,” objected Cappo as he sipped his beer. “De Bill seh if yuh just mek people na like de Guvment, dem can charge yuh!”
“That’s right, Sato,” said Hari in his usual mild manner. “Your Government will be able to arrest every person opposing them.”
“Like how your Pee Pee Cee Government arrested Bench Kak?” countered Satiricus aggressively. “And jailed him!” He’d been listening to his leader Nagga Man.
“Ah Ha!!” said Bungi. “But Bench Kak na bin jus’ TELL people fuh ova-t’row de Guvment; ‘E attack de President Affice!!”
“Sato, yuh mus’ pick sense fram nansense,” advised Cappo. “Nah tek yuh mattie eye fuh see.”
“Especially when yuh mattie ah Rum Jhaat!” chuckled Bungi.
“Why you making fun of the man’s eye?” demanded Satiricus.
“Me na mean nuttin’,” said Bungi innocently. “Me jus’ mean Rum Jhaat bias, and yuh cyaan trus’ wha’ ‘e seh ev’rytime!”
“You may disagree with the man’s position,” huffed Satiricus. “But you have to admit he’s brave to defend an unpopular position.”
“Or stupid,” interjected Hari. “The Pee an’ See’s cranking him up so they won’t be blamed.”
“Rum Jhaat’s a lawyer, he’s not stupid,” said Satiricus. “He’s taking the lead.”
“But ‘e sh’ud rememba,” said Cappo firmly. “Mo’ high monkey climb, de more ah ‘e backside does show!”